authorgirl1111:

marvel-ous-shitposts:

Peter: *texting* hey Mr. Stark do u think hypothetically if I drank bleach like a smoothie I would die or would my healing factor take care of it?

Peter: MJ said I would die Ned said I wouldn’t you’re the deciding vote

Peter: Mr. Stark?

Tony:

Tony: exactly how hypothetical is this, kid??

Peter:

Peter:

Peter:

Tony: tell me exactly where you are right this minute I’m coming over

Peter Immediately after he hangs up: You guys were right that did work!