Cigar smuggler. They’d be smuggling D’quan’s “cigar” anally on a daily basis until they finally figured out that they can hang themselves from a door knob.
The idea that these shit stains would have any role in a communist society other than landfill for mass graves is hilarious
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They’d all be bullet sponges.
These guys always think they will be kommisars in leather coats and shiny boots, not on their knees in a Lubyanka cellar, whimpering seconds before being shot for being a contra.