Me: *wispering in my husbands ear* hey-remember when we were kids and our parents would turn up their music in the living room and then start dancing together and it was absolutely horrifying and you just felt like you were having a cracker topped with secondhand embarrassment shoved down your throat hole? *exhales an evil laugh*
Husband: that was weird but YES. I HATED THAT SO MUCH.
Me: *looks at kids sitting on the couch* let’s do it.
Husband: *turns up music, grabs me and starts dancing*
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