im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:
What’s a mormon
Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”
Oh ok so what’s an evangelist
People who think that is a “church”
Isn’t that a football stadium?
No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”
…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.
If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion
I’m sorry, but this calls for profanity.
No.
Fuck no.
What the everloving FUCK is that?!
That… is not Communion. That is not the Sacred Body and Blood of our Lord, Christ Jesus. In a bubble capsule.
A freaking BUBBLE CAPSULE.
Remember that time Jesus chased the money-changers out of the Temple?
If He saw a megachurch serving pre-packaged Communion He’d get burn the whole place down.
This was the kind of church I spent years in… There’s a reason I’m not there anymore…
This is depressing…
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