patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

hislittleflower-throughconcrete:

My sister: *sees @patron-saint-of-smart-asses icon on my dash as she looks over my shoulder* Oh I follow him, I like him, he’s really funny!

Me: *laughing* That is actually a woman and she is my friend, I am actually the godmother to her child!

Her: WHAT

Her: W H A T

Me: *cackling*

#Gin I thought you would get a kick out of this

I HAVE I LOVE THIS, TELL YA SIS I LOVE HER