emeralddodge:

Ben: hmmm my brother is pretty big and bad. how should I fight him?

Ben: I could shoot at him

Ben: I could throw something at him

Ben: oooh maybe I’ll set him on fire and chop him to pieces or something

Ben: no

Ben: wait:

Ben: I’LL MAKE FUN OF HIM

Ben: and since I actually have backup for once

Ben: it’s time to let it alllllll out