patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

victor-victorian:

Anyways I had a dream last night where I was committing a variety of sins and then the Virgin suddenly appeared to me glowing halo and all with a face that clearly said “BOY WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???” and legit scared me so bad that I jumped awake in a cold sweat and my heart rate was like 180+

based mom