saint-ambrosef:

captainvatican:

fireflyclasstransport:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

I can’t get over the dream I had last night. It essentially boiled down to two separate moments where muggers tried to rob me but I was like ”look guys I’m a broke bitch” and they just hung their heads all disappointed and walked away

@captainvatican at the risk of prolonging my self deprecating humor at the expense of this life event, I probably should have tried this way back when

I literally did this once though. I was only carrying like 60 cents and threw it on the ground and walked away. They looked so confused.

of course you did