emeralddodge:

The kind of conversation I have with myself:

Me: *brushing teeth*

Me: I wish the ghost ship in the upcoming series could have a glass bottom

Me: that would be the shiz

Me: mermaids could wave to my narrator

Me: coral. so much coral

Me: ah, that would be neat. too bad real aircraft carriers don’t–

Me: it’s not a real aircraft carrier

Me: it’s a ghost ship

Me: in a book

Me: that exists solely in my head

Me: I HAVE THE POWER