caffeinatedcatholic:

At the Hard Rock cafe where we had our Guitar Center student recital today:

Me: *pulls out pretzels*

My boss: if they come get onto you about bringing outside food, it’s all on you.

Me: they can either come yell at a pregnant woman and get yelled at back or they can come yell at a pregnant woman and make her cry, I can make either one happen at any moment.

My boss: my God, you’re the most powerful person in this place.