and-back-to-normal-life:

Me: today is St. Francis’ feast day!

Coworker: are there enough days for feast days for all of the saints?

Me: oh no, there are multiple feasts for each day, usually a saint’s feast day corresponds with their death

Me: Also, fun fact! Mary has a feast day every day of the year believe it or not

Coworker: so.. It’s not really much of a feast then, huh?

Me: oh no, you don’t understand it’s a different kind of feast each day- we love our mom, like, a lot

Me: also we Catholics just love an excuse to celebrate almost anything

Me: it’s a party all day every day

Me: #offeritup