Gentlemen, your game is lacking.

rosalind2013:

talvin-muircastle:

I make @diannamuircastle‘s lunch for her.  

Today I put a homemade Rice Krispie Treat, made by @chaos-and-cake, in a little box that @diannamuircastle‘s mother sent to me that lets you record a message that it reads off when you open it.  They made it for Blind kids who couldn’t get notes in their lunchboxes like the Sighted kids do.

Now I am apparently popular with my wife’s coworkers because OMG he actually makes her lunch and with my wife’s Blind friends because I wish I had somebody who would do something like that for me!

Uh…

Um…

The total amount of work involved in all this, and that includes my daughter making the rice krispie treats, is under 15 minutes.  

Damn that bar is set really low.  Yet apparently I am the only one they know of who can hurdle it?

I am ashamed of my fellow Husbands.

I tossed in a drink, some chips, some lunchmeat (her idea of a “sandwich” is hold the bread, hold the toppings, just give me the meat, don’t look at me it’s not my fault), and dessert.  When I get up in the morning I go toss in a cold pack and drop it next to her backpack with a water bottle.  

This is apparently Grade A Husbanding.

I would tell them I also cooked dinner and got the hair clog out of the tub drain, but I just don’t think they could handle that information.

Hearing women talk about their husbands is so depressing. It’s like they think it’s normal and cute that he acts like an overgrown toddler.