patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

doctorbluesmanreturns:

moderndayoutsider:

under-the-arch:

Tonight we oppress people who imagine Hell as paradise for sinners and think Satan rules over Hell

have y’all read or heard of the book of Revelation?

Satan wants to stay as far away from there as possible cuz he knows what kinda torture’s coming for him; but he knows he can’t avoid it so he’s tryna drag us all down with him

legit if the tempter and accuser himself doesn’t wanna go down there, y’all shouldn’t either

Wait I am stupid but Satan is going to be punished as well? I legitimately never knew that.

YUP AND IT IS GLORIOUS