hislittleflower-throughconcrete:
So we decided to buy a creepy doll and casually move it and place it around my house in ways my 13 year old son will notice and start to believe it’s haunted. He’s going to be the only victim because it’s a fellow trickster, and truly appreciates this sort of thing. The best part is the whole family is in on it I’ll keep you all updated.
For anyone who thinks I’m a horrible mean parent for this, trust me
He deserves this
OKAY SO WE FINALLY HAVE AN UPDATE.
So we’ve been moving it just slightly to wear he sort of questions his mind a little bit like “wait wasn’t that…” So I’ll have it facing forward on my desk and I’ll ask him to grab something off it and then when I ask him to put it back it’s facing the wall (my husband will move it quickly while everyone else stays in the living room). We’ve been doing stuff like this for WEEKS and honestly we thought maybe he didn’t realize notice. Well last night we figured it’s been going on long enough that maybe it’s time to be a bit more extreme. So I can in and set the doll on his brothers bed which is opposite of his. He was on his computer back facing and I came in to ask him about laundry. I left and shut the door and car back to talk about something else and pretended to be surprised by seeing the doll in his room, and knowing he has been the only one in here for the last few hours I asked,” why is my doll in your room! I told you it’s old and it’s really special to me, I’m getting tired of you guys messing with it”
Here’s the rest of the convo
Son: what!!! It wasn’t me I swear!! I swear! I SWEAR!
Me: no one else has been in this room, they’ve been in the living room for hours and I just saw the doll on my desk less than an hour ago. If you’re gonna play pranks that’s fine but do it with something that isn’t valuable or sentimental please. (I leave the room to my bedroom taking the doll with me and setting it on my desk)
Son: MOM. LISTEN I SWEAR IT WASNT ME! MOM. LOOK AT ME. MOM. I SWEAR!! (He’s standing in my doorway)
Me: If you didn’t move it, who did? Me??
Son: MOM. I SWEAR. I SWEAR!!! That doll is so creepy! ITS A DEMON DOLL MOM! MOM. LOOK AT IT. ITS A REAL DEMON DOLL WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?!!!
Me: I told you I bought it at goodwill because I had the same one as a kid. You know how I had to leave everything behind as a kid. It’s special to me.
Son: GOODWILL? Mom!!! THAT IS HOW YOU BUY DEMONS. ITS A DEMON.
Me: stop seriously I need to lay down and you need to put your clothes away
Son: MOM. I SWEAR. You told me that if anything wierd ever happened to me you would believe me! You said you wouldn’t be like the idiot parents in movies that don’t believe their kids when they see dead people or ghosts or whatever!!! This is like happening in real life!!!
Me: I’m not saying I don’t believe you, I’m just to tired for this. I need to get some rest we will talk about it later.
Son: MOM. I SWEAR.
Me: Ok ok I get it. Talk later?
Son: you’re being so weird I’m being totally serious mom
Me: I said I believe you now go do your laundry
Son: please get rid of the demon doll mom it’s going to kill you while your sleeping seriously
(Me shutting the door pushing him out)
Me: alright alright stop working yourself up. LAUNDRY.
(Door shuts)
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