Brandon: When I say a Rosary with my friends, it’s a Brosary.
Me: A reading from the letter of Saint Paul to the Bro-rinthians.
Brandon: The Broman Catholic Faith.
Me: Saint Paul said to the Thessa-bro-nians, “Bros and Sis’s.”
Brandon: Follow the Brommandments.
Me: The twelve Bropostles.