Dear Berenice, what’s your favorite kind of pizza? What’s your *least* favorite movie? Would you rather go out in public wearing a kilt, a penguin suit, or scuba gear?

emeralddodge:

Pizza makes my stomach hurt. Lark says it’s the cheese. But I do like ham and pineapple together, so I’d probably like Hawaiian pizza the most.

I’ve watched a lot of movies in the last few years! My least favorite, so far, was the Hobbit trilogy. I’d just read the original book for school (my GED, technically), and I was so excited to see it on the big screen. Man, what a soulless bunch of movies. And did I mention that I hate unnecessary romance? Ugh.

I’d rather wear scuba gear. There’s something very commanding about it, and if I fall into the water, I’ll be okay.