News Flash: The devil is real

by-grace-of-god:

There are three senior demons getting ready to graduate from “Demon University”. For their final exam, Satan himself, is the administrator and he decides to ask each one a question to find out how “good” they’ll be at tempting humans.

So, the first demon comes forward.

Devil: "How will you tempt humans so that they come join us here?“

Demon 1: "I will tempt them with flawed reason, tricking the humans into thinking there is no God”

Devil: "Very good! If you can trick them into thinking that, you will bring many souls to Hell"

Then, the second demon comes forward.

Devil: "How will you tempt humans better than that?“

Demon 2: "Well, I will give them successes, power, and wealth and convince them to use it all for themselves!

Devil: "Even better my son! As long as the humans worship themselves they will definitely join us down here!

Finally, the third demon comes forward.

Devil: "How will you follow these brothers of yours with these great ideas?”

Demon 3: "I will tempt the humans with flawed reason as well"

Devil: "Oh, and how might that be helpful if your brother is already doing that?“

Demon 3: "Because my king, I will not bother convincing them that God doesn’t exist. I will convince them that you don’t.

Then, the Devil reared his head and let out a deep, chilling laugh and said:

Devil: "My son, you will bring more souls to Hell than any demon ever has!”