patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

captainvatican:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

went on a spontaneous family outing to the burger king drive thru!!! i got root beer heck yeah.

captainvatican

how dare you make me crave bk in the middle of a snowstorm

because I hate you???

not as much as I hate you, peasant ❤

*jus reign voice* feckin betch