Commander Riker: i’m making scrambled eggs y’all want in
Dr. Pulaski: i’ll bring the alcohol

slimetony:

There is a serious chance tumblr wont survive 2018 and thats so cool to me

tumblr, when their app gets removed from the app store:

tumblr users:

Urgent prayer request

hymnofroses:

My friend has admitted that they have been planning suicide, and they live so far away that I don’t know any of their family or close friends, and I’m really worried for them. Their name is Freddy, if you could pray for them that would mean a lot.

breadfem:

u know teen being one of the most popular genres of porn is really uh horrifying as a teen girl. like how many men do i interact w on a daily basis go home and masturbate to girls like me and my peers. what the fuck am i supposed to do abt it.

emeralddodge:

Happy Thanksgiving 🍁🦃

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am thankful for my faith, my family, my friends, and the fireplace we have for a cold morning like this one! (it’s 6°F in Western NYS)

roxolotl:

caustickrana:

Everybody start selling our phones with the tumblr app downloaded like they did with flappy bird

Having tumblr on ur phone decreases the value

spillybun:

Anyway, if Scripture says something and you disagree, guess who’s wrong? I’m wrong if I disagree with God. You’re wrong if you disagree with God. God doesn’t change, there is no fault in Him at all, whether you like what He says or not it’s the truth. We don’t get to decide that God was wrong about anything. Only we can be wrong.