i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does
me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?
website: fresh Maine blueberries,
me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……
checked arizona just for shits and giggles and it smells like SAND goodnight
Washington is Cherries, coffee, and rain. Accurate.
You have no idea how pleased I was to see that there are two California candles. One for North and one for South. Oh and they seem to also have special ones for Los Angeles and San Francisco!
That’s about right for Indiana.
@copperbadge There is an Illinois candle AND a Chicago candle!
I appreciate that the Chicago candle smells like the chocolate factory that makes downtown smell like chocolate sometimes, but let’s be real, it should smell like pee and corruption.
Texas is “dark leather, fresh pine, and thick lemon slices… [a] floral note of cyclamen and a touch of sage,” which makes me happy because the sage in bloom is like perfume
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DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
Utah’s is fresh powder snow , spruce trees and ski lodges; I am pleased
Georgia is peaches and flowers?? Bitch, where.
Does Kansas smell like wheat and sunflowers? Because that’s what I think it would. I can smell anything anymore so I wouldn’t know for sure
New York (state) smells like apple orchards, and I live in the heart of apple country.
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