searching-for-repentance:

chronically-sparrow:

christiancrohnie-deactivated201:

Wait what?

I accidentally asked @searching-for-repentance about why Catholics pray the Rosemary not the Rosary and now its getting a lot of notes. Even @liberscaryrynn reblogged it!

Obviously you must join us and rule the galaxy

the-memeblades-chosen-one:

hislittleflower-throughconcrete:

searching-for-repentance:

It’s no biggie don’t worry about it lmao

Even though it turned into a little chuckle for us anon, it was a friendly one – we are beyond joyful that you are interested in the rosary and I hope you didn’t feel embarrassed. God be with you, and please feel free to keep asking questions! To me or any other Catholic on here.

Jokes and laughter are how we bond and show affection, anon. you’re part of the family now. I don’t make the rules.

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

searching-for-repentance:

coffee-books-and-roses:

coffee-books-and-roses:

searching-for-repentance:

kiwikiske:

feenyxblue:

searching-for-repentance:

spookymadameliberty:

searching-for-repentance:

They haven’t covered this yet but I’m pretty sure it’s got to do with the mysteries of Mary and honoring her as the Mother of God, or more precisely, the human facet of God.

Anyway I’m a terrible example of Christian who hasn’t completed the Rite of acceptance to become a Catuchemen yet (that will happen on the first night of Advent) so you may want to ask @patron-saint-of-smart-asses @tokillthedragon or @spookymadameliberty as they know more than I. You can ask me about cars though

ROSEMARY

Don’t

PETITION TO CHANGE THE ROSARY TO THE ROSEMARY

Rare image of a woman praying the rosemary

ENOUGH!!!!!!

Hail Rosemary

Full of flavor

The Gardner is with thee

Blessed are thou amoung plants

And blessed is thy spice of thy womb, Jesus

Holy Rosmary

Mother of Gardener

Cook for us sinners

Now in the hour of our uprooting

Amen

@searching-for-repentance

This is going to haunt me

welcome to my circle of hell, friend

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

alwaysabeautifullife:

Damn millennials and their memes!

when will the old people finally learn that we do stupid crap like this for the laughs and not to be cool? We know we’re not cool, that’s why we make up for it with bad humor.

scholarlypidgeot:

“So.  You think Sola Scriptura is better than combining tradition and scripture.” 

wanderingphoenix:

scholarlypidgeot:

“So.  You took the Name of the Lord in vain.” 

This is the best one yet

thatcatholicgentleman:

anitforfashion:

punmaster5000:

that-catholic-shinobi:

oukimuni:

distance-does-not-matter:

oukimuni:

scholarlypidgeot:

feenyxblue:

feenyxblue:

that-catholic-shinobi:

scholarlypidgeot:

that-catholic-shinobi:

scholarlypidgeot:

that-catholic-shinobi:

that-catholic-shinobi:

scholarlypidgeot:

Someone: *says the word “Catholic” in a conversation*

Me, foreseeing heresy: 

Me, also sensing heresy:

@scholarlypidgeot about to lay down some theological truth

“So.  You dissed the Blessed Mother.” 

I AM SCREAMING

STOP GIVING ME CURSED IDEAS LAVINIA 

YOU’RE ENCOURAGING ME TO EXPLORE MS PAINT GEEZ

So, If i’m understood you think praying to Saints is unbiblical and pointless, well according to the CCC…

———-

“As I was saying, Humane Vitae clearly states that Contraception is immoral…

@scholarlypidgeot

Found a better Huntress being Catholic one:

Dont have a caption, but it’s there.

Oh heck yeah found the best one:

Sensing the faith being attacked:

Love it!

I’m no fan of religion, but this is some converting shit right here

Come to the Catholic side, we have memes and salvation (also top tier memes guys)

I mean…most of my family is Catholic.

But reentry is like…intense. Not something I’d do lightly. But I’ll definitely give them first choice

It can be daunting. Even just going to mass with someone you trust can be a great way to consider if you want to return to the church

Meme! Ministry!

MEME–ISTRY!

@captainvatican

NEW MEMEVANGELIZATION

that-catholic-shinobi:

that-catholic-shinobi:

scholarlypidgeot:

that-catholic-shinobi:

that-catholic-shinobi:

Someone: I’m Catholic, but pro choice

Me:

@scholarlypidgeot can we start a new Catholic Meme

*deep breath* 

Someone: I’m Catholic but I want to pick and choose which doctrines I followe

Me: 

____

Someone: I’m Catholic but I don’t think I ever need go to confession, I haven’t killed anyone lol

Me: 

_____

Someone: I’m Catholic but I don’t think Mary really – 

Me before they can even finish: 

Add as you will

👌🏻🙏🏻Bless.

Hopefully we can have some more DEFENDER of the faith memes up

for the day crowd