caffeinatedcatholic:

dztriple:

nele15:

caffeinatedcatholic:

Last night I dreamed that my husband and I were being held in a basement by a serial killer. And the serial killer came down and untied me and was gunna do some killin but his knife snagged the sweater I was wearing, which I had crocheted myself.

The entire dream froze and I screamed a scream that transcended time and space, in a shrill, ethereal shriek, “THAT TOOK ME 8 MONTHS TO MAKE!!!!!!!”

Then the dream unfroze and I grabbed the knife and PLOT TWIST I became the killer and started serially killing people in my town who didn’t respect handmade yarn gifts.

WHAT DID I JUST READ

A Louise Belcher Halloween story

This is the greatest compliment I have ever received

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

victor-victorian:

Anyways I had a dream last night where I was committing a variety of sins and then the Virgin suddenly appeared to me glowing halo and all with a face that clearly said “BOY WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???” and legit scared me so bad that I jumped awake in a cold sweat and my heart rate was like 180+

based mom