jurakan:

hellstobetsy:

omg-humor:

One hell of a movie idea

I would watch this movie entirely to learn how a black guy convinced everyone he was in charge of a Confederate ship

YES I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

silverstrike:

screengeniuz:

tomakeitbeautifultolive:

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.

Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

What the fuck do you mean “was”???

a-radioactive-platypus:

mojave-red:

drneverland:

song-of-the-moon-1025:

avatarthelastzed:

m–ood:

This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.

This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..

I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.

I want it.

okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.

This is real steampunk. Functional and mechanically delicious.

@1stlieutenanttwitchy

voordeel-ts:

Steve Rogers || what’s in your head

racistspiderman:

kiwi-nationalist:

captain-jenmerica:

deadddeviant:

rigil-kentauris:

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

@missourien

bunjywunjy:

whitepeopletwitter:

Why is that so much to ask for

catch me peepin the surface of the celestial bodies with my cyber cat eyes

There’s no proof that Jesus exists so no thanks. (Also, i’m a different anon)

keyhollow:

mikeyspsyche:

toxicsugar-main:

keyhollow:

S e e k

Seek

Actually, there is. Not only documents sent to Nero about the origins of Christians, but many historians of all backgrounds agree that Jesus the man, as an individual, was a real character in history who did die via crucifixion.

And so the seeking has been concluded

ohitsjustgreg:

swolizard:

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

When they see Lord Zedd it’s a wrap.

rizaoftheowls:

fortissimohno:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible