patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

captainvatican:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

went on a spontaneous family outing to the burger king drive thru!!! i got root beer heck yeah.

captainvatican

how dare you make me crave bk in the middle of a snowstorm

because I hate you???

not as much as I hate you, peasant ❤

*jus reign voice* feckin betch

If me and my fiance met at a renaissance fair and we wanted to wear renaissance clothes for our catholic wedding is that allowed (you can bet our parents will try and stop us though)

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

I can see a Renaissance flair in the wedding attire, but I would definitely discourage couples from wearing anything too “costume-y” for a Mass.

Example: you could go with something like this with a matching veil and Renassaince-esque hairdo:

but not this:

FWIW: I had my wedding theme be “Traditional with Generic Celtic undertones”. For my outfit, I had a very traditional/basic wedding dress. But for the Celtic “flaire”, I had my hair put in many little braids (which were tied up in a bun), had flowers clipped in, and I wore a Celtic/Renaissance inspired headpiece:

And then we had our reception at an Irish pub in the city as part of that theme (as pictured).

Period costumes should stay in their respective situational events; the Mass is not one of them. BUT, that doesn’t mean you can’t use the theme for inspiration in your clothing, or that you can’t switch out to Renaissance attire and fun for the Reception. Perhaps that could be a good middle ground? I’m sure if you do more than the two minutes of googling I did for ideas, you’ll find some cool stuff out there to try out.

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

@patron-saint-of-smart-asses Is a vampire she is literally the subject of every painting in the 1900s EXPOSED

I WILL prove this later tonight

So some of the art styles are different and I screen shot these all from the same blog so credit to them for their posts but here are just some random examples I found through a quick scroll

VAMPIRE. Idk if u wanna attach a photo of yourself to further expose your vampire identity but

why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side?

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

It’s mankind’s inner, hidden desire to overcome their sin and embrace a covenant with God so as to obtain the fulfillment and promise of eternal life

doctorbluesmanreturns

Trying to sing your response to the tune ALMOST works lol

I tried singing it and it came out as a Gregorian chant, as one is prone to doing

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

captainvatican:

moderncatholicwoman:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

we were discussing the possibility of Pope Francis being a reptilian alien and then I recalled something important

But, like, imagine Vatican officials reading through tumblr during the beatification process. Imagine someone’s tumblr becoming official Church documents. Like in and amongst the randomness, someone has spiritual revelations that future theolgeons will study. How weird would that be?

Does this mean that my memes will be relics and spiritual tools?

*fear of potatoes intensifies*

husband: if i were a ghost i would haunt you by giving you kisses and back rubs
me: what about heaven though?
husband: you’re my wife i can’t leave you all alone
me: i’m not sure you understood the terms and conditions of our wedding vows