Can Catholics be vegan? Communion isn’t vegan. Is it? Is Jesus a legume?

rote-ratte:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

queerqueerspawn:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

bunny-butch:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

Guys, please, I need a break. Veggie Tales doesn’t cover this and that is the extent of my theological training.

@the-transfeminine-mystique

Well this gets into the question of whether vegans are vegan in substance or vegan in species/accident. I think the concept of tofurky provides insight, as it is substantially turkey under the accident or species of tofu, just as the Eucharist is substantially Christ under the accident or species of bread and wine. As tofurky is still acknowledged to be vegan, I would say yes.

I mean, if we don’t accept that argument, aren’t we at the least skirting on calling Catholics cannibals?

yeah, you and every other roman. go back to the temple of saturn, nerd

Sh-shut up

captainvatican:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

went on a spontaneous family outing to the burger king drive thru!!! i got root beer heck yeah.

captainvatican

how dare you make me crave bk in the middle of a snowstorm

because I hate you???

not as much as I hate you, peasant ❤