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this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

ate the fucking knife

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

  • The googly eyes he puts on things
  • His cow jugs
  • The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
  • That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

I am confused yet intrigued

we-are-rogue:

Mexican and South American Knives

  1. Bowie knife, Mexico. Carved bone handle with engraved German silver
    guard and ivory pommel, 8 ½ inch blade marked “No me saques sin razon
    no me embaines sin honor” (do not draw me without reason or sheathe me
    without honor)
  2. Gaucho knife, Chile. Ivory handle with German
    silver mounts, 10 inch blade with a Spanish notch, marked “Toledo
    Temper”, made by I. P. Cutts & Sons in Sheffield.
  3. Dagger,
    Mexico. Silver and abalone handle, 6 7/8 inch blade, etched with a
    Mexican eagle, a hacienda, floral and scroll designs, made by Teodoro
    Medina in Monterrey.
  4. Gaucho knife, Argentina. Silver handle and sheath with gold layering, 6 inch blade, made ca 1880.
  5. Bowie
    knife, Mexico. Carved bone handle with silver mounts, 10 inch blade
    engraved and overlaid with gold and silver vignettes, incl. Montezuma
    and a Mexican eagle.
  6. Gaucho knife. Silver (?) handle, 8 ½ inch
    blade marked “Viva La Libertad” on the pile side and “Viva La Ley” on
    the mark side, made by Minervus in France, 1850s.
  7. Bowie knife, Mexico. Carved bone handle with the words “Colima, 1870”, 12 inch blade, engraved silver sheath throat and tip.
  8. Gaucho
    knife, Brazil. Silver-mounted handle and sheath with gold overlay, 6
    ¼ inch blade, marked with a star and “Prieu, Pelotas”.
  9. Gaucho knife. Handle and sheath finished in gold vermeil, 4 ¾ inch blade, ca 1884.
  10. Gaucho knife. Silver and gold handle and sheath, 11 ½ inch blade marked “Libertad”, made by M. Verdes.

“South of the [U.S.] border, Bowies took on a decidedly different look. Latin culture focused on the knife more than it did on the gun as a defense weapon. The highly decorated knife had an important place in the society. […] The Argentine gaucho’s knife is shaped much like the Mediterranean dirk [the what now?]; this latter knife is thought by many to be a direct progenitor of the American Bowie. We see the Spanish notch on many blades – a notch that’s used as a thumbnail to rest to steady the point when the blade is used upside-down.”

From The Antique Bowie Knife Book, by Bill Adams, J. Bruce Voyles & Terry Moss (Museum Publishing Company, Inc., 1990)