Remember that time Jane slapped the shit out of two gods that were twice her size?

Loki: I wish to convert to Catholicism, yet I have murdered so many people. My sins are unforgivable…
St. Paul, descending from Heaven: FIRST OF ALL–

stevn-rogers:

I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.

theavengers:

Another Asgardian?

tomhiddleston-loki:

#mood

theonecalledpreposterous:

incorrect-marvel:

Loki: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or guns because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is preferred.

Peter Parker: Okay, Mr. Loki.

Thor: Loki no

Peter, in 10 years: while you were busy getting high and shooting things, I studied the blade

doctorbluesmanreturns:

trickerydickerydock:

lokirights:

Loki didn’t even care about the tesseracts power he just likes stealing shiny rocks

Loki: Behold my collection! The Casket of Ancient Winters, the Tesseract, the Mind Stone, my amethyst geode, a tourmaline I found on the beach, my jar of pearls, oh, and this gorgeous new tiger’s eye, look at the shimmer,

@dan-the-fungus

frostvalkyrie:

whoever you are who made this, thank you

thank you with all my heart

Who would Loki choose as a patron saint? I know he’s technically a norse “god” but in MCU canon he is just an alien and I like to think he’d be fascinated by catholicism (this isn’t to be offensive to anyone who practices paganism, this is solely about the MCU character) Who do you think anyways?

catholic-marvel:

I once drew him with Fulton Sheen getting confession…Imma go with Venerable Fulton Sheen. Idk why I just feel like he is the paternal figure that Loki needs, and Sheen’s cleverness is something he would appreciate.

asgardodinsons:

you know you’re siblings when you want to kill them and 10 seconds later you’re saving their life