lol – Page 15 – Wide Spread Interests

anachronic-cobra:

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

me, seeing that peter’s dust death turned into the biggest meme of 2018: he would have wanted this

tony after saving the world: peter i missed you so fucking much i cant even imagine how traumatic this was for you kid i am so sorry

peter, scrolling the #spiderman tag: holy shit i was Trending On Twitter

peter parker as a gen z is everything i didn’t know i wanted from this decade

screamingcrawfish:

screamingcrawfish:

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”

volcanize:

later nerds

camelittle:

thehappysorceress:

ambientwhispers:

This is wrong on so many levels.

Omg

fieldbears:

yodelmachine:

My laundry basket is self-loading.

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

richardalexanderrr:

tiralatele:

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

alwaysabeautifullife:

Me: *wispering in my husbands ear* hey-remember when we were kids and our parents would turn up their music in the living room and then start dancing together and it was absolutely horrifying and you just felt like you were having a cracker topped with secondhand embarrassment shoved down your throat hole? *exhales an evil laugh*

Husband: that was weird but YES. I HATED THAT SO MUCH.

Me: *looks at kids sitting on the couch* let’s do it.

Husband: *turns up music, grabs me and starts dancing*

Actual photo of my children:

friarlucas:

#tfw your idol shows up in your living room

glumshoe:

Data’s wildest dreams are finally realized, and the answer was just beneath his fingertips.