thatssad-alexaplaydespacito:

hera: zeus cheated on me again!

persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you

poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((

hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito.

that-twink-composer:

Hi yeah even though it’s a little out of tune I’ve been having way too much fun with the school harpsichord

100% can confirm that this is what happens in music school when students get a hold of period instruments.

When I got my lute, the first thing I did was play a heartbreaking rendition of Take On Me by Aha.

missourien:

My mom just randomly called me because she forgot William Shatner’s name

Dumb question maybe you’ve answered already: how did you and the gf start dating?

formerresidentprotestant:

fiercequeen23:

formerresidentprotestant:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

low-budget-mulan:

formerresidentprotestant:

its-pixie-perfect:

formerresidentprotestant:

captainvatican:

formerresidentprotestant:

It’s not a dumb question at all because I absolutely love telling this story! ❤

So I met @an-autumn-rose on a video chat room called Rabbit that was run by @captainvatican for the DigiCatholic group. We didn’t talk too much at first, but slowly got to know each other and eventually (by that I mean within a week) we started Skyping every night. I can’t really remember when the decision itself was made, but we decided since I took the whole week after Christmas that year, I would spend the second half meeting her and @fiercequeen23 in person and figuring out whether or not we wanted to try a long distance relationship. We obviously decided to go for it and the rest is history. 🙂

I also had the pleasure of meeting @its-pixie-perfect on the drive back. 😛

Thank you so much for asking!

Still waiting for my Godchildren.

Excuse you….

YOUR godchildren??????????

Lucky for you both there’s a father @captainvatican and a mother @its-pixie-perfect position available.

BINCH WHAT ABOUT ME

Catholic Culture is bullying your dating friends into marrying and bearing children for you to become a godparent for

@an-autumn-rose This is getting out of hand

And what about me????

I’m pretty sure if I answer anymore, I’ll get in trouble.

just-shower-thoughts:

Computer people generally aren’t the superstitious type, but you’ll be hard-pressed to find one who only clicks “save” once

queenieeegoldstein:

queenieeegoldstein:

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

aethelfleds:

english-history-trip:

tilthat:

TIL King Edward VII was too fat to fully button his suit jacket. In order to not offend the king, everyone else followed suit. A trend was born…

via reddit.com

This happens all the darned time. His wife, Queen Alexandra, had a scar on her neck, so she wore choker necklaces and high-necked blouses… and so did everyone else.

Louis XIII and Louis XIV started wearing wigs because they were going bald… and so did everyone else.

Basically all of fashion history is that scene in Princess Diaries where Mia gets brain freeze so everyone tries to get brain freeze.

Louis XIV also had a terrible anal fistula in 1686 and his surgeon designed a special instrument for surgically removing it without Louis dying, so then anal fistulas became all the rage at the French court and 1686 was called “the year of the fistula” and I wish this was fake