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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon ❤

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

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Repent, weebs

repeebs.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Why does a nun have a Twitter in the first place

idk if sister catherine is an actual nun, but most nuns don’t live in the stone age.

i volunteered for several years at a shelter with nuns and they all had iphones and liked to use the internet.

Do…do nuns have memes?

i’m about to blow your mind: they do, indeed, have and enjoy memes.

many of the nuns i volunteered with (most of whom were in their 50s-80s) got a kick out of catholic memes and cat memes.

there’s also a nun named Sister Helena Burns who is famous for her love of twitter. she posts content such as this:

Second picture: “Get on, sister. We’ve got Satan to slay tonight.”

DDGJKLJF WHAT