browniesforbreakfast:

bltchcrxft:

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

Oh god no please not again

did you?

potatolikesmarvel:

ironstrange4ever:

roaringstream:

fuckyeahtonystark:

It’s nanotech, you like it?

While watching this gif, I noticed that his glasses disappear from his hand, which means they’re also made of nanotech. But like if it’s nanotech then it could’ve just been absorbed while the helmet was forming on his face, which means that Tony was just That Dramatic Motherfucker that just couldn’t resist taking off the glasses like a badass for his suit reveal

I never noticed this hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Production: so the glasses will be absorbed by the helmet and–

RDJ: i wanna take them off

Production: oh, but it’s nanotech you don’t need to–

RDJ: let me freaking nanotake them off

Production: *sighs*

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

thescarletpaperback:

penny-anna:

tehri:

penny-anna:

Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh

A hobbit: o_o

Boromir: yes?

Hobbits: o_o o_o

Boromir: can i… Help you?

Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o

Boromir: …

Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o

Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable

Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<

Pippin: stars above your poor feet

Frodo: Pippin!

Merry: Aren’t they cold?!

Frodo: MERRY!

Pippin: They’re so small!

Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE

Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!

Frodo: I am most certainly no-

Sam: I am.

Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before

Boromir: I am putting my boots back on

Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!

Boromir: (slaps hand away)

Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!

Boromir: 

Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw

Faramir: please don’t do that

searching-for-repentance:

rook-the-painter:

theelvenkingshalls:

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.

Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.

Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?

Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.

We now know why denethor thought so lowly of faramir.

To be fair, shelob was likely forgotten about by that point.

kaible:

highlandvalley:

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in
@bijutsu1
https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

some fun facts about this: the black cat started trying to get in right at the same time that the museum was hosting an exhibition of Mitsuaki Iwago’s photography of cats, and after the photos of this started circulating, the museum started to sell merchandise based on the cat trying to get in: