superpagangirl:

autumnhobbit:

autumnhobbit:

why does appalachian music suit daredevil and the punisher so well despite the fact that they’re both hardcore new yorkers

true

catholic-aviator:

aircraft with upwards folding wings: *has one wing folded up*

me, an aviation nerd and certified dumbass: *makes a salute as I pass*

celticpyro:

This is like a short horror story told from the perspective of the monster. XD

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

“Mansa Musa, in his travels, distorted the local economies as his entourage passed thru“

American soldier: Hold my empty glass

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

togeqi:

harlequinhatter:

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

lunarreaper12:

bettsplendens:

thelogicalghost:

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

He’s like “Should I go back inside…?”

meninistbensolo:

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

snakesaredelicious:

apesoformythoughts:

“…to the end of his [G.K.C] days he hated to have his work read by anyone else when he was present, and to have it read aloud was torture for him.

[Once], when someone proposed to read aloud from [the Ballad of the White Horse] to a company of friends, its author seized the book, kicked it under an arm-chair, sat in the chair, and defied anyone to rescue his masterpiece.”

— E.C. Bentley

I was confused at just how this was suppose to be effective, but then remembered Chesterton weighed like 300 pounds

SOMEONE DRAW THIS

thespectacularspider-girl:

spellsandwitchtips:

bunnyfood:

Bad Boys

This is magical in an entirely different way.

I’mma make this into a cartoon pitch, then steal all the money people donate to the kickstarter for it.