Tag: lololol

low-budget-mulan:

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

So we decided to buy a creepy doll and casually move it and place it around my house in ways my 13 year old son will notice and start to believe it’s haunted. He’s going to be the only victim because it’s a fellow trickster, and truly appreciates this sort of thing. The best part is the whole family is in on it I’ll keep you all updated.

For anyone who thinks I’m a horrible mean parent for this, trust me

He deserves this

Parenting goals. Thank you for teaching me how to be a good parent

samwise-the-true-hero:

nightrhain:

cipollakate:

nickthepigeon:

stealing-your-wife:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

diviscetera:

marvel exec #1: i don’t want to waste valuable time explaining to the audience that captain marvel is set in the nineties, but i still wanna make sure they’re aware

marvel exec #2: hmm, that’s a good point. we need something that’s so clearly from the nineties that no one will even think they’re in the present.

both of them, at the exact same time: blockbuster video.