Tag: lololol

caffeinatedcatholic:

dztriple:

nele15:

caffeinatedcatholic:

Last night I dreamed that my husband and I were being held in a basement by a serial killer. And the serial killer came down and untied me and was gunna do some killin but his knife snagged the sweater I was wearing, which I had crocheted myself.

The entire dream froze and I screamed a scream that transcended time and space, in a shrill, ethereal shriek, “THAT TOOK ME 8 MONTHS TO MAKE!!!!!!!”

Then the dream unfroze and I grabbed the knife and PLOT TWIST I became the killer and started serially killing people in my town who didn’t respect handmade yarn gifts.

WHAT DID I JUST READ

A Louise Belcher Halloween story

This is the greatest compliment I have ever received

thecyndimistuff:

osterfields:

osterfields:

me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama

me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.

the avengers: we know you were there but did you ever actually hear the full story of what happened between steve rogers and tony stark, it’s very –

t’challa: can you please shut the fuck up

thor: wanna hear about the time my brother turned into a snake and stabbed me?

t’challa: of course baby

t’challa: oh btw did you ever meet the Dora Milaje, they’re our all-female warriors dedicated to protecting the throne and the kingdom.

thor, on the edge of an excitement breakdown: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!