That’s it. That’s his whole character.

loisfreakinglane:

endless evidence that peter parker is most interesting as a former teen superhero defending and dispensing advice to current teen superheroes

Peter Parker is so precious

you know how sebastian speaks russian really badly….what if that’s not just seb what if this whole time in the comics bucky has just been speaking texas russian and we never knew because it wasn’t relevant to natasha’s journey

bolshoiromanova:

space-dementia49:

CURRENT WRITER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER JUST RETWEETED ME.

NO BIG DEAL. NOPE. BRB WHILE I SQUEAK LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL IN A CORNER.

I mean….he didn’t give specific songs but I’ll settle for this.

jjoelswatch:

James “Bucky” Barnes (Winter Soldier) and Sam Wilson (Falcon)

Sam: I got ya.

Bucky: Thanks.

Sam: No problem. Saving Captain America. It’s what I do.

ironmanstan:

cassanddeanareinloveokay:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

Did you know Steve Rogers is a canon catholic?

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

I DOOOOOOOOO

There’s actually a long list of canon Catholics in the Marvel Universe, though of course not much of them are practicing.

commanderburger:

Steve “I don’t kill” Rogers being very deadly when someone hurts Sharon.

unusuallynerdy:

Wait, is comic!Bucky basically the original “Bold of you to assume” meme? Because that’s basically what he’s saying:

“Bold of you to assume she belongs to anyone.”

trilllizard666:

littlemissonewhoisall:

comics-r-4-gurlz:

THIS IS THE BEST BONUS STORY MARVEL HAS EVER PUBLISHED!!!

It’s funny b/c Spider-Man making no quips is usually code for “someone fucked up and Spidey’s on the warpath”. That’s probably why the fourth guy just said “uh-oh”.

not to mention since all the guys are actually conscious and upright in the van, it heavily implies that the villains, in fact, had just surrendered in naked TERROR, probably while begging Spidey to not rearrange their skeletons

the fishbowl head guy is Mysterio, who’s tangled with Spider-man enough times to know that when he’s not quipping, it’s generally a VERY bad sign, akin to when Batman starts smiling or LAUGHING.

about every time Spider-Man’s been quiet, near silent, or completely serious, it’s usually because someone’s screwed with his family badly and he’s hit the breaking point, or cause one of his loved ones is in danger/hurt/dying