civil war should’ve been about steve telling the government to run him his money
tony: The government Needs to put us in Check!
steve: the government needs to write me a check
Tag: marvel headcanon
Tony: Thor! Peter broke his leg can you get help??
Thor: (yeets Peter across the room)
Peter: ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᵐᵇˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ ⁿᵒʷ
Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk
most popular tweet:
“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”
Instead of paying attention to those posts about how Tony and his tech being blown off by Rocket or Shuri or Thor or whoever, I’m more inclined to think they’d be snarky with each other and casually mention to each other how they can fix or improve things. It’s all good humor and no one is intentionally hurt.
Plot twist, their specialties are all in different areas so they team up to make really badass stuff that combines all of their skills
The only plot twist I give a damn about.
Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…
Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.
Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY
Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet
Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-
Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.
C A N O N
peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you
steve: Big Mood
if I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
same
There’s no doubt in my mind he’d be able to wield it… easily, even.
I actually have a damn tear in my eye
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