patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

space-coyote-judal:

Who made a meme about me?

This is actually a very smart thing to do, whether or not you tend to be forgetful. Writing a concise list of issues you are dealing with, along with how they interfere with normal living, can give your doc a clearer understanding of what you are going through and possibly prevent them from under or over estimating the severity of what your concerns.

bemusedlybespectacled:

bluegushers:

vampireapologist:

tiinykaiju:

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

someone, being normal: it’s time

my goblin brain:

anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down

me: walking anywhere

in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwon’tknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISN’T GONNA FALL!