authorgirl1111:

marvel-ous-shitposts:

Peter: *texting* hey Mr. Stark do u think hypothetically if I drank bleach like a smoothie I would die or would my healing factor take care of it?

Peter: MJ said I would die Ned said I wouldn’t you’re the deciding vote

Peter: Mr. Stark?

Tony:

Tony: exactly how hypothetical is this, kid??

Peter:

Peter:

Peter:

Tony: tell me exactly where you are right this minute I’m coming over

Peter Immediately after he hangs up: You guys were right that did work! 

hexedgoats:

thotnoswillreturn:

voidsexual:

s-kaye-h:

s-kaye-h:

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-

Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.

C A N O N

peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you

steve: Big Mood

arachnaboy:

aprettystrangeblog:

girlswhorunmyfandoms:

sonic-spade:

The true marvel millennial

We all talk about Spider-Man and Shuri but but we are sleeping on the real OP: Vision. He’s two years old and literally built from the internet. You don’t think he would use vines as a way to talk like a human?

Vision says “Don’t forget to like and subscribe” instead of goodnight.

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Instead of Peter and Shuri saying ‘Alexa play despacito’ they say ‘Vision play despactio’ and Vision just starts projecting music out of his mouth