Riker – Wide Spread Interests

Commander Riker: i’m making scrambled eggs y’all want in
Dr. Pulaski: i’ll bring the alcohol

“It’s a primitive culture. I’m just trying to blend in.”

“Welcome aboard the Enterprise-E, Mister Worf.”

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

snakesaredelicious:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

skipped season one to two and things are more interesting now lol

Fun Fact: doing that literally is the result of a TV Trope known as “Growing the Beard”

how do you know so many facts

I dunno

I just know things. One of the things I know is that Next Generation got better after it’s 2nd Season when it actually found its niche, and people took note of this happening in tandem with Riker growing out his goatee, so they now call a show getting much better after a period of “meh” Growing the Beard. (An antithesis to Jumping the Shark)

Okay, but the story of Riker getting his beard!

toboldlyblahblahblah:

“Bridge to transporter room three. Beam the Defiant survivors aboard.”