veggietales – Wide Spread Interests

nicknamenyquil:

linkondrugs:

father why

This time on Veggie Tales: Abraham and Isaac.

igotbigideas:

I did a thing…

Shout out to @spectrumbunny for inspiring me to make my own version.

NOW TAG YO SELF SOME ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHRISTIAN VEGETATION

libertarirynn:

hymnsofheresy:

coffee-books-and-roses:

There is this saying that Christian Memers are some of the biggest shitposters with out ever realizing it. The more I dig into Christian Meme culture, the more true it becomes.

it’s the veggietales upbringing

Veggietales really was shitposting before it was cool

lowly-wanderer:

grelliamblaum:

wet-monsoon:

seinfeldbassline:

No offense @ christian kids but i think watching all those veggie tales did something to yall

sounds like OP doesn’t like to talk to tomatoes or waltz with potatoes

laina:

tanteistefan:

zooophagous:

electoralcollege:

An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it retells are mostly restricted to the Old Testament, because the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable

I demand to know what Christ’s veggiesona is

There’s a toy set that depicts nativity

Jesus is a carrot

no, you ignorant peon, that is laura the carrot’s baby brother PLAYING jesus in a nativity scene. laura is playing the angel, at the top. if you knew anything about anything at all, you would know that these are characters from the veggie tales tv show depicting the nativity. you can see larry the cucumber, pa grape, and mr. lunt are playing the wise men, you brainless sack of excrement. you absolute buffoon. you know nothing. don’t fucking try me.