patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

why-bless-your-heart:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

I need me a superhero or “Chosen One” kid who is homeschooled. Plenty of kids average about 4 hours-ish of schooling per day and go through subjects fast (if they understand the material), so just imagine how much more stuff a homeschooled hero can get done. And none of that trying to keep up with appearences stuff either. Sure maybe they’d miss out on a sports practice or homeschool co-op or date with friends but like??? That happens to anyone? Otherwise people are gonna assume they just home all day.

Are you frickin’ kidding me, best cover ever.

“So-and-so sure is late a lot…” “haha yeah homeschoolers and schedules ammiright”

“Why does he know so much about criminal procedures” “homeschoolers man, I think they have like a junior court or something in the area”

“That’s a flashy outfit” “ugh probably made it himself, one of the drawbacks of not having a student body to bully you”

^the homeschooled kid letting the gossip do its thang

doubletrouble7997:

littlemissonewhoisall:

knighthawkchapter:

since1938:

trekmemes:

galahadwilder:

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.

This is the wholesome content I signed up for

Further bonus: during a later team-up, the villain has T’Challa by the throat and is threatening to snap his neck if Diana comes any closer. She hesitates, at which point the villain laughs and asks if T’Challa has any last words. Of course he does:

“Wakanda Forever…”

Diana just smiles…

The cross continuity friendship we deserve 

And Shuri was recording everything and is trying not to give herself away by laughing

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

Hearing about MCU launching tv shows for supporting characters reminds me how much I want a Sam and Bucky spinoff. Marvel would be foolish to not use their chemistry more right?

steverogersnotebook:

I want it so bad I can taste it!! I’d agree with you, about marvel being foolish not to use their chemistry  

but we didn’t get a whole lot of their chemistry in IW. 

However, they could certainly make it up to us by giving them a Sam / Bucky buddy-cop ‘avengers lite’ superhero type something.

I mean, 

lukcskywalkcrs:

ralfmaximus:

tumblunni:

writing-prompt-s:

Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.

I want to watch this show

That’s actually how one of them torments the other: by hiring a film crew to follow them around and broadcast their lives as a reality show.

dir. Taika Waititi