Loki: I wish to convert to Catholicism, yet I have murdered so many people. My sins are unforgivable…
St. Paul, descending from Heaven: FIRST OF ALL–
Tag: XD
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s more convincing as a living entity than 90% of Hollywood movie monsters

TIL that 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus’ ship “Santa Maria” was named “Juan”.
via reddit.com
That’s nearly a three to juan ratio
via reddit.com
we turned the fish Catholic
THEY’RE TURNING THE FRIGGING FISH CATHOLIC!
aidn:
i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen























