ironmanstan:

beeswaxbuffoon:

Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk

most popular tweet:

“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”

caffeinatedcatholic:

paula-of-christ:

missourien:

forget-it-i-give-up:

Whenever non-Christians find out that Christians don’t think drinking alcohol is a sin, they’re always so surprised. Idk why, since one of Jesus’s most famous miracles is turning water into wine because a party ran out. Drunkenness is a sin, but don’t get drunk and you’re good.

I think it’s more annoying when other Christians get annoyed with you for saying you enjoy alcohol tbh

Catholics be drinking at every Mass

Honestly I think one of things that makes my very Baptist, anti-catholic mother the maddest about me being catholic is that….I drink…….IN CHURCH