why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven
Simple zest for life
Tag: XD
jpii is bad amirite
this is john paul II pointing you out and showing you his fist in a sign he wants to fight you.
“I’ll see you after Mass.” -JPII
I MEANT TO SAY BAE IM SO SORRY I AM A FAILURE
this is the spiritual opposite of that swimming lion video
Oh, Eric, Eric, Eric. You’re nothing but a poseur! A poser, huh? Really? What do you think of this pose?
The hobbits invent a fun game called ‘how close can we get to our friends before they notice us’
easy mode: Gimli (makes a lot of noise himself, very easy to sneak up on)
medium mode: Boromir (challenging enough to be great fun)
hard more: Aragorn (VERY attentive to his surroundings)
expert mode: Legolas
it takes them a LONG time to get Legolas but Frodo eventually manages it and it’s magnificent
Legolas: *sitting around minding his own business*
Frodo: *two inches from his ear* hi Legolas what’s up
Legolas: ANDAGNDOAHGDLKHNKDLFHLKFDANGLKFDAGN????? *backflips to his feet in confusion*
*cue the rest of the fellowship losing their fucking minds*
after that he’s onto them and they never manage it again
angel: *descends from the heavens* FEAR NOT
humans: aAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAA
the angel, a literal flaming eye-covered winged wheel: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
Animal snaps
Legolas: Can we kill him?
Aragorn: No.
Legolas: I can make it Look like an accident.
Gimli: …how?
Aragorn: Gimli, no!
Gimli: Alright, no.
@an-autumn-rose @fiercequeen23 but sister…murder.
I’M KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOOOOG T-SHIRT
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