Loki: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or guns because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is preferred.
Peter Parker: Okay, Mr. Loki.
Thor: Loki no
Peter, in 10 years: while you were busy getting high and shooting things, I studied the blade
petition to make Earth Wind & Fire the new September meme instead of mocking the Greenday guy for mourning his dad
Pros: Funky beats, a classic late ‘70s R&B soul jam, it perks me up when I’m depressed as fuck, and also you won’t be tweeting relentlessly “reminder to wake up” at a guy who wrote a song about his father’s death
Cons: for the rest of the year you’ll have “BAAAA DEEE YAAAA DEE YAAAA DEEE YAAAAAAAAA, BAAAAA DEEE YAAAA DEE YAAA DEE YAAAAAA” stuck in your head, which imo is a fair trade off
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