theonecalledpreposterous:

incorrect-marvel:

Loki: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or guns because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is preferred.

Peter Parker: Okay, Mr. Loki.

Thor: Loki no

Peter, in 10 years: while you were busy getting high and shooting things, I studied the blade